Is My Web Guy F#cking Me?
"It's not easy getting a website made... Web guys are expensive, socially awkward, and they use big words like HTML and CSS. Well, those are abbreviations but the stuff they stand for is probably pretty long.
And at some point, when you're four months into the project and your home page still says ""GoDaddy,"" you've just got to throw your hands up and ask, ""Is my web guy f#cking me?""
He didn't buy you flowers.
He didn't meet your dad.
He didn't even take you to a crappy movie.
But somewhere in a dark room with $3000 of computer equipment and a mattress on the floor, he's smoking a cigarette and thinking of you.
Yes, your web guy may be f#cking you and I'm going to do my best Dr. Ruth impression and show you how."
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